15 Things You’ll Only Hear in Bristol

Meaning to give your cat a little stroke.

2. Let I scab a Lambert?

When you want nothing else but a smooth lovely lambert cigarette.

3. Coming back to mine for a cider and a massaarge?

Usually uttered after downing a swift pint of blackthorn. Accept at your pleasure.

4. Keener

Someone who’s always eager, probably that person who always put their hand up first in school.

5. I loves it I does

You absolutely love something.

6. Savva Burger

“Let’s have a burger”. Uttered usually outside Jason Donervan.

7. Avin’ a headfit

Really not feeling too great upstairs.

8. Alright me lovvverrr

A nice way for saying how are you to those that you’re close to.

9. Where’s that to?

Finding out the exact location of a particular place.

10. Doggin’ her up

Couple of ladies together, one of them is probably looking very aggressively at the other.

11. Asdawl