It’s all about a drunk Bristol takeaway.

Probably the most famous of all kebab vans in the south west. If you haven’t taken a visit at least once then you clearly haven’t stumbled around on the triangle after a night out.
Address: Up by the triangle

As we’ve said before. ‘No night out in Bristol is complete until a visit to the Grecian’. The pizza far exceeds a normal takeaway and not only that but it’s just a fiver and comes with chips! Pro tip: Obviously get garlic mayo on the side.
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Slightly slopppier servings than the Gercian, but it’s bigger range more than makes up for it. Sure fire stop at the end of a night out if you’re wandering back up Gloucester Road after a night out.
Address: 226 Cheltenham Rd, Bristol BS6 5QU

We’ve all done it. End of a night out and you’re heading back down Park Street. ‘Ere let’s get some chicken from Quigleys’.
Address: 5 St Augustine’s Parade, Bristol BS1 4XG
One of the more classier takeaways on the list… from the menu at least. Where else can you order an Ostrich Burger at 4am?
Address: 6 Byron Pl, Bristol BS8 1JT
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A staple for those ending their night on Whiteladies Road with some sensational pizza’s and a very decent chicken burger in toe.
Address: 63 Whiteladies Road, Bristol BS8 2LY
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Forget KFC, if you’re in Bristol this is the place for fried chicken. With 7 locations across Bristol it’s pretty hard to miss. Some mega deals as well to end the night out.
Address: All over Bristol
One of the healthier options on this mega list. It’s hard to beat a bit of late night falafel when you’re up in Cotham Hill.
Address: 6 Cotham Hill, Bristol BS6 6LF
The latest opening on the list, Slix hours opens until 6am! It’s the perfect place to get chicken before you stroll over to the best to get some beers for that after party you’re probably going to regret in the morning.
Address: 89-91 Stokes Croft, Bristol BS1 3RD
The staple pizza joint after a night out in the centre. Feeling some shame grooving a bit too hard in Agora? Then wash it away with a pepsi and a Hawaiian.
Address: 5 St Augustine’s Parade, Harbourside, Bristol BS1 4XG
If you’re after some fish & chips and with a sider order of a doner kebabs in Stokes Croft then it’s hard to beat Rita’s Takeaway.
Address: 94 Stokes Croft, Bristol BS1 3RJ

3 locations across Bristol but the peri peri chicken version in Bedminster takes the spicy biscuit.
Address: 28 Bedminster Rd, Bedminster BS3 5PD

Another Bedminster favourite. Your classic kebab house then one but with a slight twist. If you’re still up after a night out and wander by for Bristol breakfast you can actually pick up a pastry from here.
Address: 84 West St, Bristol BS3 3LL

Some of the best fish in the south west down here. Mega chips portions make this a great valued drunk stop.
Address: 114 West St, Bristol BS3 3LR
Gosh this place is tasty. It’s fast food but the burgers are actually phenomenal, with the blue cheese chicken burger our personal favourite.
Address: 207A Gloucester Rd, Bristol BS7 8NN
So good that after Magic Roll sadly shut a few years ago, Taka Taka took them under their Greek wing and saved Bristol from having to go without these glorious rolls.
Address: 1-3/Queens Row/Triangle, Bristol BS8 1EZ

You know what you’re getting with a Top’s Pizza, a good old classic that’s a step above a kebab shop pizza but still at a decent price.
Address: Down House, 14 Cotham Hill, Bristol BS6 6LF

One of Bristol’s newest hits, Oowee Diner is pulling out some of the best burgers in Bristol and is well worth a stop if you’re wobbling about in Montpellier.
Address: 54 Picton St, Bristol BS6 5QA
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Like Pizza Tops this place gives you everything you need with a pizza. Usually frequented by local students, you can fight your way past them to a lovely margherita here.
Address: 1-16 Dighton St, Bristol BS2 8ES
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His real name isn’t actually Dennis, it’s actually Ally. Despite this revelation his cheesy chips and beans are the one to end a night out.
Address: 36 Cannon St, Bristol BS3 1BN
They’ve only just recently started to open later on a weekend and Bristol is all the better for it. Just look at the size of those rolls!
Address: Redcliff St, Bristol BS1 6JG
Did we miss any favourites out? That’s highly likely, if so just give us hell in the comments below. Maybe we’ll add it in after.
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