Connect with us
bristol-tourist-information bristol-tourist-information

Opinion

Sam Gillies: The Alternative Bristol Tourist Information

Published

on

Sometimes you need a little different Bristol tourist information

New to Bristol or just swinging by for a visit? You might just need a bit of alternative Bristol tourist information. Everyone knows about the great things to do in Bristol, Clifton Suspension Bridge, Balloon Fiesta, St Pauls Carnival etc. But there’s so much more you can see here!

Before you begin, watch this amazing video of Bristol life to get you started:

So massages aren’t what they necessarily seem in Stokes Croft

Stokes Croft Massage Club

Via Flickr

Bristol seagulls are outrageously massive and kebab hungry. Hold your sandwich otherwise you will lose it!

There are tiny little pubs like the Swan with Two Necks where there’s actually Natch on tap

Natch Bristol

Oh yeah, Natch, it’s this cider drink, you really should try it… if you like Frosty Jacks.

Be very careful about having a stag do in Bristol. It might not end well

Clingfilm man bristol

There’s a place in Stokes Croft called ‘Turbo Island’. You’ll normally find something unusual going on there like this:

The brilliance of Turbo Island captured in one photoOr occasionally a free rave

Speaking of Stokes Croft, if you’re planning on moving to Bristol to build another Tesco, you might not want to do it here

stokes croft tesco sign

Via Flickr

You’re probably going to visit the Clifton Suspension Bridge but make sure you go down the shiny rock slide

No night out in Bristol is complete without a visit to the Grecian, it’s actually the law.

The Grecian Bristol

Bristol also has a whole host of unusual but brilliant buskers, like this guy

But most famously Jeff the Big Issue seller. You’ll usually see him singing in Stokes Croft or at the top of Park Street

In between ‘me babber’ & ‘gert lush’ you may find it difficult to understand everyone. Just give Terry the Odd Job Man’s Bristolian language lessons a try

Alternatively you can even learn how to talk Bristolian at a game of Bristol bingo… featuring chicken wings!

No matter how tired you get walking around Bristol, do not sleep in a bath

Man in a bath in Stokes Croft

 If you have to call the police, just make sure it’s for a real issue

Bristol 999 call

Find out more ridiculous 999 calls to Bristol’s police

If you go to any gig in Bristol you will run into Big Jeff. FACT

You’ll also learn that Bristol’s got some pretty interesting news headlines…

funny bristol headline

Skins was filmed here, but more importantly this scene from Only Fools and Horses

Bristol has lots of unusual facts, like being the birth place of Ribena!

Ribena Invented in Bristol

Oh yeah, there’s a pub called Bag of Nails where you can pet cats!

Cats at Bag of Nails

Most of the buses are from First Bus. And they’ve got a very vocal ‘fan base’. In fact there’s 5 different Twitter accounts set up about how much people hate them!

There’s also a bus that runs on human poo

Bristol’s famously a cycling city, sometimes you’ll even see hundreds of naked cyclists

naked bike ride bristol

Find out more Bristol tourist information about the naked bike ride

You may end up in a lovely little place called ‘The Bearpit’

Bearpit Sign

https://twitter.com/djcolatron/status/589371311773851648

Just watch out for it’s local wildlife

Bear Pit Table Sleep

https://instagram.com/p/cWCzajhh5M/

There’s a mayor with red trousers. He get’s a bit of stick

If you end up in a Gloucester Road cafe you may run into the creatures called ‘Bishopston Mums’

There’s a very well off area called ‘Clifton’, but the Cliftonaires are a strange bunch. Occasionally using tanks to oppose parking changes

You may end up on a strange place called ‘The Triangle’, where students can be seen chundering over their tinder dates outside Mbargos. Venture a bit further and you’ll find the best named place to eat in Bristol

Jason Donervan

Via Flickr

Only 1 thing is certain in Bristol. Walk through Broadmead and you will find the Broadmead preacher

Broadmead Preacher

Like Doctor Who? Well you can even take a shite in a Tardis toilet in Bristol

If you see someone wandering around with a beard, large glasses and a craft beer in their hand they may be one of the common ‘Bristol Hipsters’

Bristol hipster

If you get lost, don’t worry! Bristol’s got some of the best named streets in the world

there and back again lane bristol

Via Flickr

Just remember, there’s also a strict door policy in operation in most Bristol clubs

fleece door policy

Via Imgur

 Hopefully this Bristol tourist information has you convinced and you’re now ready to move to Bristol. For those still wavering, just look at how darn sexy this city is

Like this? Then read Sam Gillies: Why Bristol is the best city in the world.

See more from Sam Gillies.

Comments

comments

Sam Gillies, the founder and editor of Best of Bristol. Purveyor of numerous Bristol posts, lists, stories, videos and Bristol photos. Sam Gillies spent years in Bath looking enviously at how good Bristol was, before moving to Bristol in 2011 and converting to a Bristol obsessive. Most likely found attempting to find interesting street art across Bristol and other cities.

7 Comments

7 Comments

  1. Pingback: 34 Free Things To Do In Bristol | Best of Bristol

  2. Pingback: 5 Great Little Places in Bristol: Grace Fox | Best of Bristol

  3. Pingback: 19 Fun Things To Do in Bristol in September | Best of Bristol

  4. Pingback: 55 Hipster Things To Do in Bristol | Best of Bristol

  5. Pingback: Things To Do In Bristol During November | Best of Bristol

  6. Pingback: Best Pubs in Bristol | Best of Bristol

  7. Pingback: 8 Places for a Date Night in Bristol | Best of Bristol

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Facebook

Most popular

bristol calendar bristol calendar
Featured3 days ago

Bristol-based businesses bare all for cancer charity calendar

Bristol calendar released to raise money for Cancer Research UK A total of 26 local women and men, all of...

the killers bristol the killers bristol
Featured3 weeks ago

The Killers Announced For First Ashton Gate 2020 Gig

The Killers will be playing in Bristol for the first time in 2020 Following on from this year’s gigs that...

bristol film festival bristol film festival
Featured3 weeks ago

16 Awesome Films You Can See In Unique Locations In Bristol

Bristol Film Festival is hosting loads of awesome films around Bristol Bristol Film Festival has been running in Bristol since...

bristol eats bristol eats
Nightlife1 month ago

Things To Do In Bristol This Weekend

Looking for the best of Bristol this weekend? It may be cold and blustery, but there is still plenty of...

Best bristol instagram accounts Best bristol instagram accounts
Bristol Guides1 month ago

60 Bristol Instagram Accounts You Need To Be Following

The very best Bristol Instagram accounts you need to be following in 2019 Do you ever get tired of cycling...

old bristol photos old bristol photos
History1 month ago

16 Awesome Old Photos Of Bristol Throughout The Years

Old Photos of Bristol 1. Bristol Centre before the fountains 2. The Centre from the roof of the old Bristol...

sausage dog sausage dog
Things To Do2 months ago

A Pop Up Dachshund Cafe Is Coming To Bristol

Bristol Dachshund lovers get ready We’ve got a cat cafe, a cat pub and in a few weeks time Bristol...

Vegan burger and facade of Three Brothers Burgers Vegan burger and facade of Three Brothers Burgers
Burgers2 months ago

Three Brothers Burgers Launch New Vegan Menu, & It’s Epic!

Three Brothers Burgers join the growing list of plant-based menus in Bristol. Three Brothers Burgers, one of Bristol’ elite burger...

3d street art 3d street art
Bristol Street Art2 months ago

Amazing 3D Bristol Street Art

Bristol has one of the best street art scenes in the country, and this 3D piece from the Athenian group,...

harry potter harry potter
Bars2 months ago

There’s A Harry Potter Themed Bottomless Boozy Brunch Happening In Bristol

Accio all the brunch please We love a good Bristol bottomless brunch at Best of Bristol, and when it’s combined...

Bristol Guides2 months ago

8 Places to See Free Live Music in Bristol

Live music for free in Bristol Bristol has many places to see live music in Bristol pubs for big bands and DJs but it...

the bank tavern the bank tavern
Places to Eat in Bristol2 months ago

The Bank Tavern Wins The Observer’s Best Sunday Roast

The Bank Tavern smashes it again One of Bristol’s best boozers, The Bank Tavern has won the best roast in...

things to do on gloucester road things to do on gloucester road
Bristol Guides2 months ago

129 Things To Do On Gloucester Road

There’s just so much see on Gloucester Road It’s time for the 2019 addition of what to do on Gloucester...

bristol plant shops bristol plant shops
Bristol Guides2 months ago

9 Awesome Bristol Plant Shops

The best plant shops in Bristol Whether it’s a cheese plant, succulent or an out of control spider plant crawling...

black rock bristol black rock bristol
Bars2 months ago

Bristol’s Biggest Whisky Bar Is Opening Next Week

Black Rock Whisky Bar set to open in Bristol on Monday 21st October The Shoreditch based whisky bar, Black Rock,...

bristol pub quizzes bristol pub quizzes
Bars2 months ago

Bristol Pub Quizzes

It’s time for a good old fashioned Bristol pub quiz There are endless places where you can find some good...

History2 months ago

10 Awesome Things That Were Filmed In Bristol

The best things are filmed in Bristol Do you ever look at the TV and think ‘isn’t that Park Street?’....

Popular