8 Reasons Why Oceana Should Never Come Back

Remember Oceana? The purveyor of many one night stands, fake tan stronghold & the classiest establishment on the waterfront.

Let’s start that the majority of these spelt Oceana as ‘Oceania’.

1. It was never that popular, even on social media.

2. For causing anyone to say the word ‘Bosh’.

3. Wild whales.

4. Drunken grammar.

5. There’s less violence now.

6. Poor Andy…. or Andrew

7. Oceana will do that to you.

8. Perhaps it should come back, where else will Jay take his dates?

Although some people actually liked it.

It could be worse…. it could be Watfords