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Bristol UKIP Candidate Is Porn Star

Stop Everything, UKIP do porn!

Bristol Stockwood’s UKIP candidate and vice chairman of the party in Bristol, John Langley has admitted he’s a porn star veteran.

Mr. Langley aka. ‘Johnny Rockard’ was happy to confirmed he’s appeared and produced loads of X-rated films, including classics such as:

“A Fistful of Scholars”- Controversially Shot on University campus’

and

‘The Real 50 Shades of Johnny Rockard Meeting Lahna Fae”

A spokesperson for UKIP obviously said they were always aware of Rockard’s productions and fully supported him. What kind of boring council candidate doesn’t have a history of porn exactly?

Mr. Langley was quoted:

“We in UKIP represent the ordinary working-class person who will go to the pub, they will read The Sun and they will look at adult entertainment.”

That’s fair enough then.

We’ve just got one important question that needs to be answered above all else. Has he worked with Cathy Barry?

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